About the backwater bastards

Backwater Bastards is a comedy improv actual play podcast played by a group of artists from all over the world.

The adventure began in 2018 with our first complete DnD 5e homebrew campaign “Rhalloran”, which is now accessible on Patreon, so you can see where we learned all our tricks. We have since moved on to the final frontier in “Orbital Refuse”, a new campaign that uses a sci-fi game system created by none other than our very own DM Dick Dynamite (Richard Kimber-Bell).

We have recorded and published over 140 lifetime episodes, added a second show called SideArm, and we release every Tuesday and Thursday. We’ve got a tight little community on Discord, and we’re STILL growin’! (Seriously, somebody send new pants.)

Our intrepid team produces, edits, and, creates the show, (aka tapes it together and puts out the fires), and EVEN manages to step out to guest on other shows and live productions. If you’d like to work with The Bastards, let us know! We are big fans of collaboration and no stranger to the wild wild weird of new ideas.

So join us, listen to our show, and when you’re fully briefed- come find us on the web!

We have been searching whole worlds for you, traveler.

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OUR TEAM

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Richard “DM DICK DYNAMITE” Kimber-Bell

Creator of all of our fantastical worlds, the “Orbital Refuse” game system, and voice of a million NPCs, Dick is a touring musician, streamer, and the finest DM the world has ever seen. YEAH. We said it.

Twitter: @thedickdynamite

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taylor “Tay” Van Biljon

The voice of Haex Masath the half-orc sorcerer and Cleo deCap the human bear, Tay is a graphic designer, actual multi-tool, and the secret wizard that powers our socials, brains out production strategy, and whatever else needs a sticker on it.

Twitter: @TAYvanbiljon

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Daniel “DAN” Matthews

The voice of The Baron DeBauche and Dr. Zafrey Elektra (affectionately known as Dr. Ze), Dan is a concept artist for games and film, the engineer responsible for the Bastard sound, and the guy that started it all. Working behind the scenes on almost everything we’ve got, if there’s a hat, you can bet Dan’s wearin’ it. Or is that Ze? Wait.

Twitter: @deadtoothbrush

Patreon Credits

Chris
Clawde Everproud
JOELY WALFORD
Jason Tkachuk
Tobius the Beard
Isaac Locke
WacoMatrixo
Bodie
MadMax
Jimmy Govind Palé
Koitsu Shima
Clayton
Daphne Alvarado
Ben toothaker - Gnomercy Podcast
Trevor Deslatte

Randy Lovings
Nekola Snyder
TheAbeilQueen
Lucas Duff
Markus Brackelmann
no00dle

David Valentine
RobRoy Robinson
Tranquil Zombie
ReneeKarla
Willem van Biljon
John Darakjian
Daniel Gonzales
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Jim
P0rthos
Melissa Clem
Chris Beaman
KOilithya
JasperTheBard
Morris Chan

AWARDS AND NOMINATIONS

THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES…

We celebrated our THIRD birthday in 2020! Check out this infographic about our journey, and buckle up for what’s next!

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